by Diggidy Dawg March 29, 2017
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
by Pest control February 01, 2008
When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.
you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.
by FlyingBallsack July 29, 2009
A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.
Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'
Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'
Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'
by Kshoop December 08, 2003
The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question
Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.
by White Bread April 19, 2006
He can watch anything he wants, anytime he wants regardless of how many others would rather be watching something different. Now that's what I call self control.
by ORD ELLIS September 05, 2007