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Murder Boat

Like a Motorboat but with a menstruating vagina.
Let’s put a towel down and let me give you a murder boat baby.
by Pside23 December 12, 2021
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Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.
David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."
by rhf123 July 1, 2008
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e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.
E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.
by JJ126 October 17, 2011
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boat cake

A person, often female, available for parties on yachts in which cash will be exchanged for sexual services. A person engaged in yachting.
The rumor is that Meghan used to be boat cake before she met Prince Harry.
by DinnerAtEight February 20, 2019
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Threw a boat

By definition a "boat" is a term to describe a maritime vessel to transport cargo and people. In the stock world when you "throw a boat" at a trade you are in essence placing a stock trade in the magnitude of a normal persons yearly salary. To describe the magnitude of a trade, a person could name a type of boat to indicate the actual size of a trade.
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a boat at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw an aircraft carrier at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a fleet at it
by TPT Chu November 17, 2018
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Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.
"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"
by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017
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Row A Boat

The act of jacking two guys off at the same time.
I told her that she should row a boat for Jeff and I. She did. It was awesome!

There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.
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