Adam

Adam is a caring, loving, and all around adorable guy. He may seem like an asshole at first but trust me, he isn't that way. He is a handsome and smart guy who would never hurt anyone and he truly cares a lot about his family and would never let anyone talk bad about them.

Karen: "That Adam kinda cute"
Me: "BACK OFF KAREN HE'S MINE"
Karen: "NO!!"
Me: " KAREN SHUT UP AND GO TELL YOUR KID TO STOP LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP!"

by Dumbass idiot February 7, 2021

Adam

Adam is a funny and crazy person who is often blonde and plays a musical instrument such as drums. He is has a strong sense of humour and isn't afraid to do things to damage his reputation. He's a gentleman with the ladies complementing them all the time about their magnificent features and because of his hissing snake ready to bite!

Guy1: Hey who that with all the ladies?
Guy2: That's Adam he's the king of the bosses he's absolutely crazy and he has had sex over a billion times this week !

by Nightraider101 August 9, 2017

Adam

Hes a guy who isnt very smart. They are always procrastinating all the time.

Dont be a Adam and do your work.

by yeye cool guy November 30, 2019

Adam

Good friend. Sometimes annoying but he's cool. He has clown hair.

If you shaved Adam's hair you could make a clown wig

by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 17, 2018

Adam

a shitty person with no self respect
a short ass-hole who needs to learn his place
no better yet die than save anyone.
A heartless jerk

Girl: Why is he so shitty
Boy; his an Adam what do you expect

by I.F.H.U.A January 29, 2020

Adam

A fat nigga that doesnt want to take off his sweater

Adam is a cutie but he doesnt want to take off his sweater

by A3FF34 December 11, 2018

adam

the one man to outweigh lizzo. He need 50 big macs just for a snack. he need 30 helicopters to just move a foot
and if god forbid moves himself he creates a 9.0 earthquake he can feel because of all the fat. He's so dumb that he brought a knife to school and showed it to a principal. and stole over 300 dollars from a teacher. he is a dumbass fatass piece of shit

have you seen adam "who cant see that fatass"

by alsdjflaksjdfklasd January 17, 2020