The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.
Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!
Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021
Get the Steven Clarkmug. 
Mia: do you know who Caitlin Clark is?
Mike- oh yeah, she’s the best women’s basketball player in college history!
Mike- oh yeah, she’s the best women’s basketball player in college history!
by Corgswinkle January 3, 2024
Get the Caitlin Clarkmug. by Bleat November 29, 2019
Get the Con Clarkmug. The captain of a highly regarded administration team. She is famous for the quote "My Team" and uses this where possible. She is a very hard working team captain and wears an arm band similar to soccer players to show who the captain of the side is.
Captain Clark is also a good tipper in rugby league tipping competitions.
Captain Clark is also a good tipper in rugby league tipping competitions.
by Wholian Assange April 8, 2011
Get the Captain Clarkmug. The shop we all used to get our school shoes from for primary school in the UK. The girls shoes were cute but the boys shoes may be the reason for my impaired eye sight. You may also find that that one poor old teacher in the school that is always there but doesn’t really do much, may but there shoes from there. Their shoes may have a strap that fastens with a big button on the side of the shoe
Yo those old lady’s shoes are sick bruv, where u tink they be from eh?
Oh those they’ll be from clarks
Oh those they’ll be from clarks
by thumbsmeup November 8, 2019
Get the Clarksmug. A common sexual term in Newfoundland where homosexual men stick their fingers up their ass and claim to not be gay and sexually harass women
by Beltjitsumaster April 27, 2019
Get the Nick clarkemug.