Twitter

Twitter is a social networking site, where you can update your status or look/reply to someone else's status.

I update my Twitter because I'm bored.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009

twitterdom

A particular domain or field of twitter communication.

In the twitterdom of gossip, Ann and Katie are queens

by JosephOduroFrimpong April 22, 2009

twitter cult

When following 1 person on twitter or 1 person following you, causes a storm of related followers to almost magically appear.

Two weeks from today I was a desperate tweeter, but thanks to the magic of a "twitter cult" a storm of diet & health train tweeter have joined. My 36 followers is about to jump over 100!

by Creeper Jones May 16, 2010

tittery

a place where tits reside forever. also known as a hall of fame for tits.

Pamela Anderson is the queen of the tittery.

by blargain123 July 26, 2010

Twitter Post

When someone says something dumb to you and they might not even realize they're doing it, but you caught on. This is referencing when you call something a twitter post- it's actually called a tweet.

Taylor: How did the slaves build the tunnel for the Underground Railroad? When did they have the time?

responses could be:

Tatum: That's such a twitter post lol
or
Tatum: Omg twitter post

by Channing Taytum August 29, 2018

Twitter Roulette

A game where you randomly pick one of the people you follow then you start randomly clicking on photos in the "Following" section on the right side of the page. Every time you pull up a new profile you randomly click again on one the of the photos under the "Following" section. You keep clicking until you accomplish one of the following:

You find yourself again after at least 5 clicks +5 (points)
You find someone you know personally +2
You travel to a foreign country +1 for each new country
You travel back to your own country +1
You find someone from your state +1
You find someone famous +1
You find someone with no followers -10 (and game over)

Everyone can make up their own rules and scoring. It's a great alternative to solitaire and you can run into some really interesting people to follow.

I played a few rounds of Twitter Roulette while I waited for my laundry to dry. I found a really cool guy to follow in France and I lost the first round after I clicked on some lady in Germany with over 10,000 followers but she didn't follow anyone.

by divadoll February 16, 2010

twitter handle

A retarded way of saying 'twitter username'.

"What's your twitter handle?"
"...If you mean my username, it's ___."

by mountaingirl April 23, 2014