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Teenage Daddy

Daddy Tyler is a teenage daddy
by Anonymous043 April 20, 2023
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Teenager

Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

To clarify: An idiot
Teacher: Why didn't you buy buy the textbooks for the course?
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.
by Cucumber 77 July 4, 2017
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Dumpster Teen / Teenager

Dumpster teens/teenagers are teenagers who have been disowned or they have run from home (for any reason) and live on the streets. Usually they are known to be troublesome (stereotypically)
A dumpster teen / teenager means in speech:

“Why do those bunch of teenagers look like they’re homeless?”
“Ah, pretty sure that’s because they’re dumpster teens. Lots of trouble, those ones.”

OR in a non-speech text sentence:

The dumpster teenager groaned as she checked her phone, realising it was dead and that with her charger broken, gaining a new one would be close to impossible.
by LightRem January 29, 2022
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Teenagerness

Teenagers, specifically guys, who will eat your house out of food.
Teenagerness is when guys eat a house out of food.
by Me’s Satan April 13, 2021
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teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 5, 2025
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Teenager

A human being who is in the stage of their life where they are given the make or break decision of either banging or being a loser for the rest of their lives. The second one is obviously the make part of the deal.
Yo we be teenagers up in here, ageing with teentastic and gaining elastic body jelly
by D8 u know the muffin man? February 22, 2018
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White teenage Mom

Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.
Wow Ker is such a white teenage Mom.
by Bigtug26 April 21, 2022
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