Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.

Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...

by The Spence! October 29, 2008

hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

by nintengeek May 2, 2011

tech-hoe

A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.

You are such a tech-hoe.

Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe

by dr.house February 11, 2010

teacher despiser

person who doesent care if teacher tell them to do something
and go by theyre own way when confronted by one

teacher:open your book right now
teacher despiser:i choose not to

by punk kid from the block June 10, 2011

Teaching My Liver to Swim

Drinking heavily

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.

by craptastrophy October 14, 2011

Techadence

indulging oneself in the latest & greatest technologies out of personal indulgence; surrounding oneself with gizmos, particularly highly customized gear, often to the point of financial stress

Joe replaced his four month old iPhone 4 with a 4S, and will get the iPhone 5 as soon as it is out, driven not only by peer pressure, but her sheer techadence.

by lookingforcoolstuff November 2, 2011

Tech-Tourettes

Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun

A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.

My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.

Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.

by notyocheese February 5, 2013