U-Tampon

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!
by December 04, 2022
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Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.
Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!
by AlabamaRoy June 13, 2022
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tampon ripper

The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.
Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.
by Airhorns @ Midnight February 29, 2016
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Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged
Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again
by LiberalTears101 January 29, 2025
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tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.
Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.
by Anne E. Moore June 10, 2007
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steel tampon

I rather wear a steel tampon
by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 20, 2019
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Steel tampon

Hoe 1: I rather wear a Steel tampon than go out with Jerome, his dick is small.
by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 20, 2019
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