Canadian Business Suit

An incredibly stylish and completely appropriate form of attire adopted by our wonderful friends to the North. Consisting of denim jeans, a long sleeve denim button-down shirt, and of course a denim jacket. This outfit is typically accentuated by a cowboy hat and bolo tie. This fashion is far too advanced for Americans.
"Hey look at that guy over there wearing the Canadian business suit. He must be a professional hockey player."
by IKCORT May 14, 2009
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body suit man

A man who wears a skin-colored suit when he intends to go streaking, but is too *ashamed* of his small penis.
Body Suit Man went streaking... wearing a body suit.
by Sluseoner March 14, 2008
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swiss suit of armor

A sexual act when a group of 30+ men ejaculates on a woman and the woman then waits for the semen to dry. The woman is then incased in a suit made of dry semen.
Yo nigga, me and the football team and the baseball team all got together last night and treated Sooz to a Swiss Suit Of Armor. The bitch couldn't move.
by Tyco Brahe June 22, 2006
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The Brown Birthday Suit

The Brown Birthday Suit - On your birthday, your partner holds a lit birthday candle in their mouth. You sing happy birthday to yourself (because there's a candle in your partner's mouth). After finishing your birthday song, you blow out the candle with a forceful diarrhea spray. Usually, it happens at the height of the birthday celebration.
My mom wanted to give me the brown birthday suit, but I got her to give it to my dad instead.
by ToastyStephen69 August 17, 2019
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Full suit wanker

A person who wears a full suit (shoes, trousers, shirt, tie and jacket) when the occasion doesn't call for it - usually when that person is sucking up or pretending to be above their station.
Person 1: Who is that person over there?
Person 2: The full suit wanker? That's Tom, he thinks he's the boss but he's really just another volunteer.
by KingFringe November 12, 2016
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Birkenhead business suit

A tracksuit, usually white fila, worn with trainers: what people from Birkenhead wear on formal occasions
Person one: did you see our John!
Person two: yeah, he was on his way to the job center with his Birkenhead business suit on
by Lydtehsquid September 17, 2019
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The Denim Suit Theory

A situation where the female salesperson or counterpart is so hot she can convince the male party to do something stupid, like buy a denim suit.
That bar clearly use The Denim Suit Theory for their hiring policy.
by PartyInternational May 11, 2018
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