Zambezi Steamer

A bowel movement of great intensity brought on by the over consumption of spicy food.

Usually a slow building and contemplative process that crescendoes into the birthing of a mighty feculence.

So pungent, fervid and sultry is the defecation process that it steams up the entire bathroom to a state reminiscent of the dank and humid jungles of Central African flood plain of the Zambezi River.

Uncle Deepak just dropped a Zambezi Steamer and flattened the upstairs bathroom. We must open all the windows and evacuate the house quickly!

by HOSSBROOKLYN May 11, 2023

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Reno Steamer

When you're fucking a girl and you cum in her humidifier.

Dude my girlfriend left her humidifier tank open last night so I gave her a Reno Steamer.

by 2003 Toyota Camry April 21, 2021

Cornville steamer

The act of squatting over a toilet, shitting, taking a picture and sending it to a loved one.

Roy: what did you do last night?
Lorne: sent my girlfriend a Cornville steamer, she was so happy about the level of trust between us.

by Silent rick November 15, 2022

Stevie Steamer

Pouring cold water on the sensor in the steam room to create super thick and hot steam bath

The perfect ending to a hard day is a nice stevie steamer. The steam is thicker then smokey mountain fog.

by brinathig October 21, 2008

Cleavage steamer

The act of defecating down a woman's cleavage.

"Then he gave me a cleavage steamer! It was so hot!"

by Mrbleh July 15, 2023

Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB

While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010