Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.

Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."

by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025

puker starfish

asshole

your butt looks like a puker starfish

by dummybummy April 4, 2009

Starfished

The act of a male laying face down with his arms and legs stretched out, allowing their partner to orally pleasure their anus whilst playing with the cheeks.

Oscar: “you guys haven’t been starfished? My girl did it to me last week, never been happier”

by magicben March 6, 2022

Tokyo starfish

When a person shoves a piece of sushi in their partners ass, they must fart the sushi into the air and the other party must catch it like a seal or dolphin.

" We were trying a tokyo starfish for the first time, I missed catching it with my mouth and it hit me in the eye. Subsequently, I now have pink eye."

by Jamesless August 16, 2024

forced starfish

The forced starfish is a BDSM act which involves one party being bound, and forced to lay still while being fornicated.

The act gets its name from how we see starfish in tide pools. Unable to move.

"You tied him up?"
"Oh, yeah. Total forced starfish situation."

by Theris April 17, 2023

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025