Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.
by The real mike jones December 13, 2014
When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.
Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.
by andypal February 15, 2019
by Spasmo1 May 27, 2022
Like a neutron star it is highly compacted, it is a great retraction, a massive tightening.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The idea of contracting the beer virus gives me a neutron starfish.
Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.
When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.
When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
by iduntcare March 18, 2020
When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.
by Flamingzombie3 September 2, 2022
the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.
by Kab00se December 12, 2016