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sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.
"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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sphinx

A bikini wax in which all hair in the pubic region is removed.
That chick with the sphinx looked like a 6-year-old!
by King Tutankhamun September 18, 2004
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Springtime in the pants

To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.
I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!
by Shoeboxxed December 25, 2008
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SpringLock

When receiving head ones penis gets stuck on braces and pulled usually resulted it bleeding
by Therealheadgetter5000 March 8, 2022
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Big spring high school

School in Newville, Pennsylvania. Full of either wanna be rednecks or wanna be anime stars. No in between. Hunting is a priority and American flags hang on the backs of all the big Yee-Yee Trucks. In the middle of flipping nowhere and is practically hated by other schools. But hey-we got a dang good car smash and wooden ship burning every year for our LBJ parade*

Notable Facts - diss track by some kid from Boiling Springs (home of the Bubblers) was made for us. It was better than ours on them.

*Little Brown Jug. Rivalry between us and Shippensburg (wooden ship-get it). Football game every year and huge celebration. Winning team gets the jug for some reason. We lose almost every year. But car smash!
Kid - woah check out that dude in camo. Bet he’s a real good hunter
Other Kid - nah that’s just a Big Spring High School student livin’ his every day life
by BigSpringStudent2021 October 21, 2019
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Victoria spring

Very pretty protagonista amazing big sister relatable and quite lovely. <3
My name is Victoria spring, I think you should know I make up a lot of stuff in my head and then get sad about it. I like to sleep, and I like to blog. Im going to die someday
by Ahahahhha April 26, 2022
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apartment in downtown springfield

Polite way of referring to AIDS.
Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield
by Get it On Account June 25, 2017
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