spladunk

When you start a fiery shit, the shit hits the water in the comode so hard, it spladunks water all over your nutsack, or vagina.

I ate taco bell 2 hours ago. I was on my way home , had to take a shit and didn't feel like stopping at a service station. I barely made it to the bathroom when my nutsack got spladunked by the most ferocious shit of my life.

by Tiderkevin January 8, 2018

butt splatter

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

by BG Thomas May 4, 2008

Fisherman Splatter

Smacking a semen/cum filled condom on the forehead of the person just penetrated.

After receiving a major ass romping, Kial then received a fisherman splatter to finish off the night.

by Tyrone Bigdick May 27, 2008

Ball Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea ball splash. I hope I got it all off.

by Velocinox October 28, 2010

Tandoori Splatz

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.

Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

worth a splash

Used to indicate the attractiveness of a female by whether you'd give her a facial or not.

Hey Sandy, look at her she's worth a splash

by VeeTwin November 29, 2007

Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Saying a person or entity "has some ‘splainin’ to do" (in a Cuban accent) is a humorous way of suggesting that they have done something illegal or otherwise embarrassing.

The catchphrase dates back to the 50's "I Love Lucy" show.

"Dude, asdfghjkl;!!!... why are my briefs pink?? Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

by rickirichardo January 7, 2013