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The Noose Song

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.
The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021
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Signal Song

The prearranged song you play when you are about to get busy.
I heard that old Mark Chesnutt signal song playing downstairs, and I knew he was getting ready to bang the hag.
by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012
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SONG OF SOLOMON

1. The smallest chapter in the midst of KJV Bible, with 5and1/2 pages it's the only chapter that is truly about Love and Passionate Loyalty in the entire book!
2. Song of Love and Devotion; Beloved ones are praised and describes the beauty of Solomon's beloved and affection: "many waters cannot quench love".
3. Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers
4. To give love, passion and pleasure flowing freely without fear/doubt.
5. To awaken love, desire; action to please a lover and love faithfully/physically/spiritually
I can't wait to see my friend Jeff again, I have a SONG OF SOLOMON just for him.
The SONG OF SOLOMON is also known as Solomon's Song in the KJV Bible Old Testament between Ecclesiastes (the preacher) and Isaiah (the prophet) chapters.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022
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fuck song

A folk song that includes obscene lyrics, two examples being "The Necrophiliac Song" ("My name is Jack, deedle ack, deedle ack, I'm a necrophiliac...") or "Barnacle Bill the Sailor"; a bawdy song.
It's fun to sing fuck songs.
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period song

A song you really like, that lasts about as long as a 'period' before you get sick of it.
"Yeah, I heard this song yesterday but it was just a period song, I'm totally passed it today"
by passing phase April 10, 2009
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Drake song

A segment of that last longer then your typical hip-hop song. Drake songs are usually 4 to 6 minutes long, therefore it is an extended period of time.
Bro where you been? i been sittin' in this care for like 5 drake songs.
by KThomps November 27, 2011
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morning song

a song you play the morning after having sex. usually about breaking up or the loss of love
what are you listening to?

Oh just a morning song, sarah broke up with me last night.
by Heldreth23 March 5, 2017
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