Sweater Over Fat Ass
Refers to a shirt or sweater that is long enough to cover a woman's hips where she thinks this will disguise the fact that her ass is huge
Refers to a shirt or sweater that is long enough to cover a woman's hips where she thinks this will disguise the fact that her ass is huge
That Yankee's jersey is a SOFA on her.
by leaffan67 November 14, 2010
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Get the dhuha elettra sofea mug.1. Short for sofa confusion: the act of spending the night at a girl's place, when you're not sure if you're allowed in bed or expected to spend the night on the sofa. 2. The fusion of two sofas.
Carl ended up at Mary's for the night, and thought he had a good chance for the bed, but sofafusion clouded his thoughts.
by fritz von weinerschnitzel January 17, 2008
Get the sofafusion mug.Pretty much the most bad ass people in the world. If you are a SoFamouz you are better then everyone else in the universe. can be used as an adjective.
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who are SoFamouz and those who wish they were SoFamouz.
Brad is not a SoFamouz.
Brad is not a SoFamouz.
by Zoltan2 April 3, 2009
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He's a sofaphile.
He's a sofaphile.
by Jizzle_Dizzle January 6, 2011
Get the sofaphile mug.A male, usually in their 20's, single, jobless, and shaped like a wad of cookie dough, who thinks he is a hard ass or bad ass because he plays violent video games all day long while gobbling fast food and soda. A grown-ass man who dresses like an 8-year-old boy (jorts, backwards baseball hat, 3xl sports jersey). Acts aggressive in real life by cutting in line, pushing women or kids out of his way, bragging how he can kick your ass while throwing around his shopping cart or merchandise in the store. When someone finally beats his slop ass and big gutted ego back down to size and puts his loser ass back in check, the soldier usually runs back to Mommy's basement and faps to hardcore porn and eats a case of pringles. Or works on his blog/podcast/hip hop
career.
career.
My Girl: "That dopey eyed sofa soldier thinks he is intimidating us by pushing his big misshapen self up closer and slamming his shit down while drooling and trying to act hard..."
Me: "The only thing scary about him is how much of our tax dollars go toward keeping that waste of oxygen above ground..."
Sofa Soldier: "I'm hungry!!! And so tired from being up all night playing Call Of Duty... Ima kick somebody's ass if this line doesn't move faster"
Me:"Easy fat boy! You might have a heart attack... Just be patient this is reality not a video game"
Me: "The only thing scary about him is how much of our tax dollars go toward keeping that waste of oxygen above ground..."
Sofa Soldier: "I'm hungry!!! And so tired from being up all night playing Call Of Duty... Ima kick somebody's ass if this line doesn't move faster"
Me:"Easy fat boy! You might have a heart attack... Just be patient this is reality not a video game"
by bob the driver September 18, 2016
Get the Sofa Soldier mug.A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.
Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking
Guy2: thats sofia shocking
by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017
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