Attention Seeking Scum

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him

Scum: I hope your mum dies tonight lol.
Normal person: wtf you shouldn’t be saying that to people.
Other normal person: ikr? I think he’s just an attention seeking scum.

by StupidLatbag September 22, 2020

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

sensory seeking activity

autistic people may do fun activities for positive sensory input such as playing with and squeezing play dough for positive tactile sensory stimuli or jumping on a trampoline for positive vestibular sensory input

Kimberley and her friend nancy are two 12 year old girls who have a autism diagnosis they love to spend time in their school’s sensory room by bouncing on a exercise ball while hand flapping which is their favorite sensory seeking activity

by Backstroke swimmer 24 December 31, 2022

Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.

As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.

by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011

street sweeping

to linger outside the club after closing, still searching for Mr./Mrs. RightNow

Yo, get your fat friend to stop street sweeping so we can go to Dennys!

by jvcwut November 21, 2010

Sleeping beauty

While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.

Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.

Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!

by Frank Rizzo July 4, 2020

meat sleeping bag

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out

after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.

by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013