broken down skeet skeet

when a guy cant cum because of a tragic accident involving the smashing of his dick

i wouldnt date him,
hes a a broken down skeet skeet

by kayLa SOZK March 15, 2008

Skeet

Closley related to the chav

Closely related to the chav a skeet has all the same characteristics except clothing. The skeet replaces burbury for white traksuits and sports fashion clothes. They usually have little or no hair and usually a piercing or two.

by mickywo May 31, 2009

Vodka Skeet Skeet

Any brand of vodka with male ejaculate in it. It has to be from a man and not from a women other wise it would be gross and gay. Also cannot be your own or pre frozen seamen.

Alex: I could really go for a shot of vodka.
Brian: If you'd like I could make it a vodka skeet skeet?
Alex: Why that would be splendid Brian thank you.
1min49sec later
Brian: Here you go my good man.
Alex: Thank You.
Eric: SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!

by th L33t n00b October 26, 2010

bartle skeet

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017

Skeet sock

1. a sock used to catch male ejaculation.

" man, stop leaving your skeet sock's next to the computer!"

by Armuste July 31, 2009

Skeet Burger

A man to skeet/cum between a womans ass cheeks and slap em together

"i bent that bitch over and made a skeet burger outta her ass"

by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009