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samuelu

A man with small genitals who enjoys walking down snow covered shorelines with other men. Typically can be found singing in the shower to its raining men or crying in his living-room about how his coworkers treat him.
Man you are such a samuelu.
by tHOR'S tHUNDER sTICKICKER July 20, 2017
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Samuel L. Blackson

That nigga is like a Mo'Fucking Samuel L. Blackson
by AnusTiedAroundMyNeck May 26, 2018
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Samuel

A nice guy never wants you to be harmd he feels lonely needs to be loved if you love samuel then he will be there for you sometime he can be lazy but he has sedative emotions but he will be there he is going to be a great person he loves sports and trys to be good at every thing he does
Samuel not a dick head (and i am a samuel)
by Samuels things September 20, 2019
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Simulation

When something happened a while ago and looking back at it you realize it was really wierd and the memory is very blurry
Wow 8th grade was a simulation, how on earth did we wear low cut jeans

Remember four lokos? SIMULATION
by Hotdogwatericecubes December 31, 2019
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Samuel

Samuel is a great person, They can be mean and tough sometimes but they just do it in a spur of the moment, usually good looking and funny they also are special and if you aren't friends with one you need to be NOW!!!
Hey that kid Samuel is cute...
by KingViews February 7, 2020
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Samuel

Someone who will tell you things as they are. He wouldn't hide anything from you. He'll give you all the protection you need. Great at being Cuddly and Fluffy. He'll need you just as much as you need him. Make every moment count and make sure to give him headpats every Samuel likes those ;3

Samuel is also an amazing boyfriend who'll never do you dirty. Anyone who's gotta Samuel should be extremely lucky. Don't mess with him or he'll tell you EXACTLY what you are.
Oh Samuel you cutie

Samuel you special lil charm uwu
by TotallyNotDeathWolf April 1, 2021
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Moan Simulator

Playing as child Hinata in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4
Roommate:"dude stop watching child porn! "
Me:"I'm not I'm just playing moan simulator in ninja storm!"
by NekoDanMoka May 20, 2016
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