Shooter: Hey Turd, you coming out to the ye Ole Woodcellar tonight? Squirrelsy Temples are on the house!
Turd: Nah Son. I have to sleep in the shower after the ole Nagasaki Salad Shooter! Last time I steal sushi from the 7-11.
Turd: Nah Son. I have to sleep in the shower after the ole Nagasaki Salad Shooter! Last time I steal sushi from the 7-11.
by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

by Mattckt March 17, 2023

by Mindcrime Madness September 15, 2023

Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

by Doni the shooter November 22, 2021

by Lil Grail May 28, 2018

Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.
by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021
