Selflish

An action that someone does completely with their own self-interest in mind, but they try to convince you they did it your benefit.

"Hey I know you need to start your diet so I ate all your junk food."
"Wow... very selflish of you."

by sj_stock May 11, 2018

skelfish

The Art of Typing Scottish Slang, Whilst drunk on Buckfast and making colossal Typos so the text makes little to no sense at all but only those who have been in the presence of a Skelfish typer can successfully translate it.

Zip upl yerr fgy whewn yoi deal withj the publicv tae yerr bawbagh - Oh he's speaking Skelfish again!!

by Kolliiwobbles May 20, 2018

Selfie Talk

When you have a video chat with someone and he uses the front camera, not moving a lot like he is taking a selfie.

Dan: Joe is calling me on a selfie talk
Joe: I am taking a selfie, why are you here!

by JoePassive October 18, 2018

Selfie Tunnel Syndrome

Chronic, progressive ache in the arm from taking too many selfies.

Doctor put my arm in a sling, urged I put my cell phone in the drawer. Diagnosis: "Selfie Tunnel Syndrome."

by pajaru April 3, 2019

Selfikasi

a malay word for selfie , created by someone genius in 8J

Teacher : what is selfie in malay class ?

“sELfikASi”

by minhee’s 👽 August 9, 2019

Selfie spliff

A full joint to oneself

F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.

by PR8’s finest October 30, 2019

Selfie regret

When you post a selfie thinking it was the best one you took then go through the others later and find an even better one.

I’m having selfie regret over what I posted today cause I found one where I look 10x better

by mamakay November 20, 2019