playboy selfie

A selfie that shows stuff but does not at the same time.

Wow, these playboy selfies are really hot

by Mark Norman May 13, 2014

selfie eyes

A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfeyes.

Wow! You look really great in that photo. Shame about the selfie eyes though.

by daverap January 4, 2016

Selfie

1) A photo taken of one's upper torso and face by oneself usually including the outstretched arm of one.
2) Masturbation

1) "I took a selfie on the tube!"
2) "I went home and had a selfie"

by randomcrappyhuman April 6, 2015

selfieness

The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.

I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

Selfie

When a man or a woman Pleasures their self while in a relationship

When a man or woman masturbates while they're married or in a relationship they are giving their self a selfie

by Digitaldeath187 January 15, 2023

Clit selfie

To take a selfie of ones clit.

I took a clit selfie.and posted it to my girlfriend.

by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019