Selfie

You're a selfish person, but look like a fish (but in a cute way)

Wow, Kearston, have you ever gotten that you're a Selfie?

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

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Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.

-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.

by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018

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A pleasure selfie is a selfie taken that has no more than one person. The person is usual smiling, looking serious or sometimes even smizing (smiling with their eyes). A pleasure selfie is most commonly posted on Instagram with the caption being a quote about love, heartbreak, loss, sadness, happiness, the opposite sex. Pleasure-Selfie takers also use captions such as "I'm so ugly", "Deleting soon", Not sure about this' and the good old "#ewmyface" these captions are used for people to say "Oh no, you're beautiful" or "Don't delete you're gorgeous". These Pleasure-Selfie takers can be found in many places so watch and always keep one eye open.

Jim: Did you see Monica's pleasure selfie it was so hot
Bob: Yeah but she's totally fishing for compliments

by lexie_watermelon08 April 28, 2015

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Alibi Selfi

alibi selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020

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