Alibi Selfi

alibi selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020

Selfie love

A way in which you demonstrate how much you love yourself. It’s through selfie love

Ariela loves herself so much. She is full of selfie love.

by Brothaontheinside August 12, 2020

Selfie-love

A way to show your self-love with selfies

He must really love himself. He is all about the selfie-love.

by Brothaontheinside August 15, 2020

Selfie

Someone who is selfish or makes selfish decisions in a group. This is a noun not a verb.

Alex is such a selfie, he wants us all to go downtown just cause his girl is there.

by Zakake June 20, 2020

Selfie facing

Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.

"Really! Who do they think they are? That photo is just selfie facing".

by ScrumpyDan October 7, 2020

selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017