The act of a male being forcibly pinned or pressed against a wall by his girlfriend, typically resulting in a submissive, powerless position where verbal expressions of discomfort or pleasure are involved. This term originates from an incident in which a male (Seamus) was slammed against a wall by his girlfriend, and his moans were heard by others in the adjacent room.
“Nick was dating this muscle goth girl who was his height and twenty pounds heavier! He was seamused around for sure!”
by dingledoo April 2, 2025
Get the Seamused mug.The act of a male being forcibly pinned or pressed against a wall by his girlfriend, typically resulting in a submissive, powerless position where verbal expressions of discomfort or pleasure are involved. This term originates from an incident in which a male (Seamus) was slammed against a wall by his girlfriend, and his moans were heard by others in the adjacent room.
“Nick was dating this muscle goth girl who was his height and twenty pounds heavier! He was seamused around for sure!”
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SEAmonkeys is SEA (South East Asia) Monkeys. They're called monkeys for their tanned skin, black hair and facial features.
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SEAmonkeys is SEA (South East Asia) Monkeys. They're called monkeys for their tanned skin, black hair and facial features.
(from 4chan)
- I'm gonna take geomaxxxing trip to the Manila!
- Oh, you mean going to nail some short SEAmonkeys with AIDS?
- Oh, you mean going to nail some short SEAmonkeys with AIDS?
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