Sam

They are the badass of your friend group, and everyone envies her skills. She’s intellectually superior and can have anything she wants in a heartbeat, guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. But this blue eyed savage is a lesbian so she’s too cool for the popular cliches and has serious beef with the cliche leader. She goes by Sam because “Samantha” is to much of a god damned mouthful.

“Woah, Sam just stole my girl”
“Shit, Sam just decked Jessica’s dude!”
“Woah, Sam just stole the cliche leaders BFF because she doesn’t have a stick up her ass”

by That one boss ass lesbian May 18, 2018

Sam

Sam is a wannabe cowboy.

Sam is crying and shaking cause he was told he would never be a real cowboy.

by I’m not dan April 22, 2019

Sam

Gay as fuck

"Dude Sam is Gay as fuck"

by Sam_is_Pan April 13, 2020

Sam

A male from native american decendence that acts gay and looks like a lesbian.

I talked to Sam today and he tried to grab my nips

by LONGDIKSTYLE September 21, 2016

Sam

If you’ve ever met a Sam , you’re a very lucky person. Sam is a very talkative but sweet guy , he hates hurting peoples feelings and will udually do anything to make it right . He likes to tease you a lot and sometimes doesn’t realize that you can be sensitive . When he’s adoring you he’ll usually shower you in compliments and loves to make you embarrassed. He’s really overprotective but he knows when to back off. Sam’s don’t usually share their feelings that often and if something’s wrong he’ll distance himself . He usually has a hard time opening up to people because he doesnt want you to worry about them . He loves hearing you laugh and they’ll make the stupidest jokes for it . They will say things like “ Oh my god , you’re so stupid sometimes “ but it’s just their way of showing they love you (or you may be truly dumb ) The Sam’s I have met will always cheer you up, he hates it when you’re upset . He will also send you videos off of youtube at 2:00 in the morning just because he feels like it , he’s a great guy and is loved by all. ( oh yeah , he’s hella cute ;) )

“ Sam is such a great guy”

“Yeah , I know . She’s so lucky to have him”

by youreallycute:) April 8, 2019

Sam

The name of someone who is a Cuckold.

He paid me to fuck his wife last night! He must've been a Sam.

by A cockmongler September 4, 2016

Sam

a piece of annoying shit

I hate Sam.

by fdasfwaefaw December 29, 2017