runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

The Maze Runner

The Maze Runner is a dystopian science fiction book series and a movie trilogy by James Dasher

someone: "what's your favorite movie?"
"oh! its The Maze Runner!"

by ★pjo_tmr_nerd★ April 20, 2024

spectrum runner

when an individual is too drunk you don't know which way they will run out of a bar

Wow he is such a spectrum runner, we didn't know he'd end up at the beach after the club.

by busclubanotherclub June 17, 2021

Young Runner

A person, An acknowledgement of someone whom you do not know the name of or would rather just call Young-Runner

Luke Skywalker, a Young Runner who is going to save Princess Leia .

by Yippee_Ki_Yey July 31, 2016

Covid Runner

A person who normal does not run but has taken up excess running or jogging due to the pandemic

The Covid Runners are out

by jonnymeanderer March 31, 2020

Front runner

A running social group consisting primarily of gay and lesbian members.

Hey Rick I'm a. Member of the front runners you should join the team. You would have a great time

by Nothingness1968 November 8, 2018

load runner

Hero of friends reunited connections

A Superhero Extraordinnaire load runner is

by Charlie Chucklebutty May 15, 2008