Blue Robin

When a male suffering from "Blue Balls" satisfies his sexual needs with a smurf action figure, often resulting in blue genital warts, which, when popped, make a small cherp similar to the sound of a robin. It is said that such events happen often in the Pacific Islands on a regular basis, and that the Blue Robin is a sort of sexually transmitted pandemic there. The most notable case of the blue robin would be that of Jeromy Fischer, the original lead singer for british pop band "The Beatles". His case of Blue Robin was infamous, often ruining recording sessions with the rest of the band, and resulting in his expulsion from the band and inevitable death.

Danny Trejo: Man, what's that sound coming out of yo pants! It sounds like you trapped a chupacabra in your cahones!

Mickey Rourke: Chupacabra? Pansy Bastards! I only stick big game in my tightie whiteys.

Danny Trejo: Big game, you say?

Mickey Rourke: Yeah, Like boar, cougers, chinchilla... I had a mountain lion go down on me the other day.

Danny Trejo: Shit dude, it didn't bite it off?

Mickey Rourke: It couldn't if it tried, the pansy bastard. I also popped smurfette's cherry.

Danny Trejo: Big cadrone smurfin the smurfs! You must be suffering from the blue robin!

Mickey Rourke: What?

Danny Trejo: You got the blue warts on your cadrones?

Mickey Rourke: I don't like where this is going.

Danny Trejo: Oh shit! You totally do! You got da blue robbin, you dirty little hoe bag!

by chipthejizzmopper October 30, 2010

Robinson

Scoring three hat tricks in three consecutive hockey games against a bunch of out of shape old men.

Buy this man a hat, he just pulled a Robinson.

by Mister B 123 August 2, 2017

Robin

Leaves pubic hair in the sink and in the bathtub.

Robin

by JackSpiceryouyum January 27, 2018

noah robinett

a dumb kid usually with big girls over 500lbs

very unpleasing to look at

hey look its that idiot noah robinett

by kingson 1982 July 17, 2018

Pat Robinson

When one takes a crap and upon wiping his ass realizes his sphincter is completely clean...much like the evangelical Christian minister.

"I wasted toilet paper today in the stall man...cause it was a Pat Robinson."

by Rod Swain April 24, 2006

batman n robin

usually used by alpha male to their subordinates or anybody that seems to be gay-ish, or real life gay, or when they toss salad

awie n zam r batman n robin, they tossed salad every night

by the grace March 23, 2008

Robin Hood

A game played on Chatroulette.com where a girl essentially bestows the wealth of her goodies on a man. The girl will act in a sexually submissive manner, putting on a bit of a show in order to help the random lucky man reach orgasm. There are a few rules though: (1) the girl may, if she chooses, remain ANONYMOUS, so any requests to show face can be rebuffed; (2) try to avoid going beyond what will get the girl banned from CR, which usually means no removing bra or panties; and (3) GIVE LOTS AND LOTS OF COMPLIMENTS TO THE GIRL!--she's essentially helping you cum and putting on a cam show for free, so it's the least you can do.

After three hours of wading through dicks on Chatroulette last night, some sexy, altruistic honey came down from heaven and played a game of Robin Hood with me!

by frankriccard1336 March 5, 2011