puerto rican powerhouse

braulio jimenez. a tight man playa

by r sizzle April 30, 2003

Puerto Rican Men

Because It hasnt been difined yet.

i don't even know Puerto Rican men

by So this is an account, HI! September 4, 2019

Puertormonkeyrican

1. What came out when a Puertorican tried to say, "I'm gonna get my Puerto-Mother-Freakin' Mack on tonite baby!!!"

by Aqueas November 2, 2003

Puerto Freakin'

When a guy (puerto rican) is doing a girl missionary with the lights out and a friend sneaks in (non-puerto rican) and stands close to the girls head and then the Puerto Rican turns the light on while the friend continuously belts the girl in the face with his cock. P.S. Some bleeding may occur to her face, if so it is properly executed.

Man the other night Rob and I gave this girl the best Puerto Freakin' she didnt even know what to do!

by B and R August 23, 2007

Puerlaimante

Boat named after the 4 coolest girls. It sailed the harsh waters of the toilet in the bathroom by the art room and unfortunately sunk as a result of a man-made whirlpool.

Let's flush Puerlaimante. Even though it's made out of paper, it won't sink.

by Erica March 17, 2005

Puerto Rican License Plate

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.

John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"

by joerockets September 15, 2009

puertalian

Anyone who may have ancestry in either majority of Italian or Puerto Rican as a combination of ethnicity.

My friend A.J’s mother is Puerto Rican and his father is Italian..... he’s Puertalian. Look he eats pasta while wearing flip flops.

by Jackstrawnotes August 14, 2021