One can give another premature egradulations, if the person congratulates the other before they have achieved set goal.
by redrob16 December 9, 2012
Get the premature egradulations mug.When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.
The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.
by GigiPDX December 29, 2014
Get the premature evacuation mug.1. When a couple spend the night together and one half bolts/ ups and leaves before breakfast or even the dawn chorus. 2. When your on a train and its not massively packed but still the person sitting/ standing next to you feels the need to get up way too early for the next stop, even though they have no luggage and it involves barging people out the way who are getting off at the same stop anyway. 3. When a guy or girl leaves the party or dinner really early.
1. Katie: er yeh so he seemed really into me and we talked about spending the next day together but then after we fooled around in bed he just seemed to up and leave' Carl: ar yes 'premature upulation' 2. Dan: dude why the heck has that man got up already, its 10 mins to the next stop, its not going to make him get there any earlier. Sid: yeh he's got premature upulation 3. Wilson: Er seriously what is wrong with Ted, he is so dull these days he has total premature upulation. You go for dinner or a party with him and he just ups and leaves after 30 minutes.
by Salster88 January 14, 2012
Get the Premature Upulation mug.To sell one's entire dogebonk crypto currency portfolio (usually at a loss) at the start of a dip in the market which then later recovers. Meaning you have to buy back in at a loss (so you've lost twice) . It's a real embarrassment, similar to that of ejaculating prematurely when you see the downward curve of a ladies titties. You've made a mess of the sheets, embarrassed yourself and you didn't get to have sex. With premature ebonkulation everyone knows you did it though because they can see your wallet transaction history.
Man, did you see that whale blew his entire stack at the start of the dip? He bought back in later at a loss, the Muppet! - that was some serious premature ebonkulation.
by dogebonker69 November 26, 2021
Get the premature ebonkulation mug.by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015
Get the Premature Evacuation mug.Prematurely skydivulate - ing is when you bust a fortnut while receiving the spaghetti succ while waiting to jump from the battle buss, then you jump early and all your cum hits the other players and they crash and die causing u to win the game.
by jackson cockload August 22, 2018
Get the prematurely skydivulated mug.Closing an open computer Window prior to finishing a form or timed operation. Causing you to have to start all over.
No, I didn't finish my Online exam, I missed five questions because of premature minimization. The window closed and I had to close five other screens before I could get it back.
by DjLimitless2 May 21, 2011
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