poop scoop

like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!

A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!

by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

poop pillow

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.

I always drop a poop pillow before shitting in a John Q. Public.

by John 1-2 December 9, 2008

Poop doop

When a guy is fucking a girl in the Coochie and she slides it up her ass without him knowing.

When he was fucking me I Poop Dooped his ass.

by Trey and Gianna June 12, 2018

poop dick

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

poop sickle

a frozen peace of poo!

man that poop sickle put a lump on his head when i threw it at him

by Tyler Barron January 28, 2005

Poop Festival

When your dog(s) defecates all over the floor, in multiple locations.

I returned from work only to find that my dogs had been having a Poop Festival all day.

by DogOwner25 September 12, 2009

Poop-boobies

A butt

I wanna cuddle your poop-boobies so bad right now.

by Dr Snotchdastein May 2, 2019