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Neti Pot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.
Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.
by King Deucey December 17, 2008
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honey pot

best place to be for real estate appreciation, increase in value
I live in Colleyville. It's the honey pot of north Fort Worth.
by more to follow April 20, 2018
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pot head

1. A person whose head is shaped like a pot. (With handle shaped ears)
2. A person who likes to wear pots on their head.
3. A person who has "pot fever." They are obsessed with purchasing pots.
Look at the head of that pot head.
Oh my. What an obsessive, excessive pot head.
by Rayhanoo July 8, 2007
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Pot Monster

Anyone who joins a tournament who isn't very good at the game played- (s)he most often knows that he is donating to the "pot" or the money won.
He's just a pot monster, don't mind him.

Hey come on, don't be a stream monster and come out and be a pot monster.
by good news September 13, 2010
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Pot Head

When you behead someone and then replace their head with a pot of your choice thus creating a pot head and eliminating at least one person from this infinite universe.
You pot head.
by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019
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Pepper Potting

Named after the army manoeuvre based on the principle of fire and movement. That is, firing and moving, often in pairs, with one soldier firing to suppress the enemy whilst the other moves either toward the enemy or to a more favourable position. Pepper potting in sex involves one or two males engaged in sex with a single female, whilst more wait and move in once the initial pair have shot their loads.
Gaz, Mikey, John and Simon were pepper potting Charlie the other night and she fucking loved it.
by pepperpotter July 26, 2010
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Lobster Pot

The dried result of scraping a single-celled green algae off of the shells of lobsters, which is then rolled and smoked or smoked from a pipe. Highly Illegal and prosecuted.
Stoner: Hey you have any of that lobster pot?
Fisherman: Shhh man, you're gonne get me busted for dealing.
by TokenToker December 7, 2009
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