pool stick dick

A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure

Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you

by Mr. Smarts591 March 1, 2016

pool playing prime

That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.

My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

poolcuzzi

A poolcuzzi is if a pool and a jacuzzi had a baby! It is larger than a jacuzzi but smaller than a pool. You can put a plethora of hoes in it!

I had 20 hoes sitting in my poolcuzzi getting wet!

by BigDaddyHungwell!! May 4, 2017

Pool Purge

When a pool is not in use on a hot summer day, run up to it and jump in!

Tony, there is no one in that pool. It's pool purge time!

by TMT214 October 27, 2018

Pool of kids

A huge load of jizz.

Yo Mikey stop with your shitty jokes before I unleash my pool of kids on your mom’s back after I pound her in the ass!

by PeteyPaplo June 11, 2019

Pool Goon

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.

Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.

by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021

poolally

The slow dawning realisation that 'sonder' is not a real word.

She was hit by a wave of rage-filled poolally.

by AntiElvis February 7, 2022