Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Ping Pong

Another term for table tennis

would you like to play some ping pong?

by guac123 January 24, 2019

Ping Pong Peng

To describe a good looking person

She is Ping Pong Peng

by bethanfern June 25, 2019

Ping pong

What white girls call table tennis

Do you wanna play ping pong?

No bitch that’s not what it’s called

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Ponged

When you are so drunk you body slam a ping pong table due to extreme laughter and/or coughing.

Man I really ponged the shit out of that ping pong table?

Yeah man you broke the cross beam.

by KraftyKramerKult July 16, 2019

Pong

A Pong is a water crack pipe bong

A.k.a water cracky

“F**k using the normal pipe, pass me the pong”

by Yullahhalfgram June 8, 2019

Cum pong

When you hit a cumshot in someone’s hole

“Josh won the cum pong competition so he got 5 more minutes in heaven”

by CumChaser999998 April 14, 2019