asmr police

the asmr police who like asmr

ASMR police 1 whispering,take the shot
ASMR police 2:i cant hear you

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC

I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit

by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020

Police bang

When someone bangs on your door so loud, it sounds like the police.

"Why you had to knock on the door so loud Tony? "That sounded like a Police bang!"

by La French August 1, 2014

Police discount

Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.

Officer can I get your $2 doughnuts

Cashier that will be a $1 with your police discount

by TheJew2k September 25, 2019

name police

Users on Urban Dictionary who report names. There are good ones who only report full names, but there are also bad ones who report names they don't like. Nevertheless, they are one of the many important users on the site, but they are rarely mentioned.

Person A: My definition of Person C got deleted!
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.

by ChameleonDragon May 10, 2018

ASMR police

the police of asmr,they use a gun that fires fist emojis

ASMR police 1:fire!
ASMR police 2:bang!

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014