Pirate Hooker 

a friend that is acting aloof and generally likes the cock.

Damnit, you're such a Pirate Hooker.

Pirate Hooker by Katie Kaleidoscope February 10, 2007

Pirate Squad 

The hottest rap crew on the face of the earth.

Reppin the P. Squad to the '03 nigga!

Pirate Squad by Stanko June 13, 2003

Pirate Lube 

to lubricate the anal orifice in preparation for anal intercourse by means of expectorating saliva into the valley of the buttocks.

He Pirate Lubed me
That was a good Pirate Lubing

Pirate Lube by PullMyLever August 11, 2008

Pirate Shirt

Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.

"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"

"you're gay."

Pirate Shirt by GordoGato38 May 19, 2009

Pirate Fan

A deranged maniac that is too blinded by ignorance to realize the awesomness of ninjas. Side effects include: lameness, inability to make smart choices, etc.

Guy: "That guy is such a loser."
Guy's friend: "You mean he's a pirate fan?"

Pirate Fan by ninjas rock January 4, 2012

Pirate Smoker 

Some one who gets captured by pirates and is forced to pleasure the crew while on voages.(Suck the pirates dicks or smoke them.)

1)While on a raid the salty sea pirates capturd some people with big lips to make sure that they dont get bored while sailing the pacific.
2)I wish I was a pirate with some pirate smokers on my ship.

Pirate Smoker by somenakedguy May 4, 2006

pirate hookah 

-when people get dressed up as skanky pirates and smoke hookah

the theme of last weeks party was pirate hookah. one kid was even wearing a fake parrot on his shoulder.

pirate hookah by reve January 9, 2006