When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
by IanE May 29, 2008
Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
by baywatchpunk November 03, 2010
The act of laying on a recliner with your legs spread wide apart. Then dig your hand into a container of peanut butter. Spread that handful all over your scotum covering the entire base. It is also a good idea to put some on the tip of your dick. Then call your dag and or cat in and let them lick it off your scrotum.
Joao grabbed the Jiff peanut butter and loudly proclaimed so his dog could hear "Its peanut butter time."
by phillip39 April 14, 2010
"you want a pb&j?"
"naw throw some
PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"
"naw throw some
PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"
by MonRic February 14, 2017
by Koch Master June 21, 2009
it's the dancing banana. It is something you say to another person when they are feeling a bit down. You try to cheer them up by saying this and you do a little dance.
search 'peanut butter jelly time'
by Diana BoBana FeeFiFoFana December 03, 2007
It is slang for anal sex. The peanut butter is feces, and the jelly is KY Jelly. That's why a baseball bat is mentioned.
"It's peanut-butter jelly-time, peanut-butter-jelly-time, ...peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat."
by The Tao September 10, 2008