by Onion dungeon February 25, 2020

by thedickbutt April 20, 2014

WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.
by Hot Be December 20, 2016

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017

by Skullqueen91 April 21, 2022

by shrekisloveshrekislife123 March 7, 2017

One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.
Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.
by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017
