tour aids

A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.

Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!

by Pebbel September 8, 2009

Secu tour

A spontaneous wild adventure to somewhere you don‘t even think about where you go or drive. Travel blindly to somewhere far only to chill, smoke or enjoy the view. The word secu defines a something that is completly illogic and something what you say: WTF.

Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“

Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“

Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“

by ponchoboy December 22, 2018

Pookie World Tour

A point in time where it was so fun, you forget to record it sometimes

Hey, do you have any vids from pookie world tour last year?

Nah I was barely even on my phone it was so fun

by mcklee109 May 26, 2022

Tour de France

The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)

Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!

by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010

Tour and Chill

To masterbate while a property manager on camera hosts a live virtual tour of an apartment for rent.

I did a few tour and chills today.

by AlphaMusk December 14, 2022

A Tour A TAtties.

When Vidal Castro had the police department in a village like smurfs now acting like the authority.

Cartman says Respect my A Tour A Tatties.

by HeyZooZ May 24, 2025

Slum Tour

A tour that usually consists of very few gigs performed by a little known band living out of a van.

For example, a band starting out on a tour with little networking and money is embarking on a slum tour.

Dude that was such a slum tour, we only played 3 shows and I had to shower in a burger king bathroom.

by Aspic Elm Hook November 1, 2012