Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.
As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.
As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
by Vivian Erikson March 04, 2011
Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
by bobbybvb December 20, 2009
A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways.
A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs.
A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs.
by PP_D October 24, 2011
Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
by Loosebumhole January 10, 2021
A nickname for 30 St Mary Axe, a building in Central London, well known for it's unusual shape.
The name comes from both it's phallic outline, and the fact it looks like a spaceship Robotnik would build.
It is also been nicknamed the "Erotic Gherkin", for similar reasons
The name comes from both it's phallic outline, and the fact it looks like a spaceship Robotnik would build.
It is also been nicknamed the "Erotic Gherkin", for similar reasons
by j-cutter January 21, 2008
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