A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.
Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.
by Tbell November 10, 2014
to use an incredibly flascid, damp, goose egg and beat the outside of a girls coochie hole, also known as her keish.
by Friggin hoopty December 04, 2006
A penis when erect forms a curve known as a beat curve attributed to chronic masturbation in the direction of the curve .
Chicks love the beat curve and the way it veers off in their snatch so ergonomically tearing that one side up .
by Dr Beat Curve April 16, 2017
verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.
Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"
by Yeah Prolly January 24, 2012
The term used to describe the dance, techno and/or house music favoured by those club(or party)goers who are on pingers.
by elly_elly_elly February 15, 2008
by Rollerblader April 30, 2003
by Wrmichael August 11, 2008