Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.

Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .

by Sloppy7ths October 03, 2008

Piss intimidate

V. when you are in a public bathroom and you got a mean flow going.... a flow so mean and intimidating that the other dude in the john gets stage fright and can't piss.... usually follows heavy beer consumption

I totally piss intimidated that old guy

by Don Hoyte August 08, 2008

Piss in a lake

Something that is rebellious and rude, but also insignificant.

Releasing nuclear waste into outer space isn't really a proper thing to do, but it dirties the environment as much as to piss in a lake.

by Arronon July 22, 2009

hang a piss

To take a piss; urinate.

"Pull over, dude! I gotta hang a piss!"

by rmig January 31, 2015

Omni-piss

Omni-piss refers to the activity of drinking in extreme excess and the full immersion in aspects such as, location of piss, company in which you are on this piss, substance both legal and illegal, and unequivocal dedication to the overall cause.

Slouched and hungover, Sebastian turns to Bloomers and remarks:
"Last night was remarkable, truly an Omni-piss"
Bloomers concurred affectionately and then proceeded to vomit into the sink for the remaining sunlight hours

by DopeDickFuckChick May 17, 2020

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010

Piss Stream

Piss that which criss/crosses in a somewhat sinusoidal pattern before it hits the water beneath.

"The more z-amount I forced it, the more it performed the twist."

-"Drinking and pissing fuck"

"Sometimes it sqeeks a viper piss, so I struggle to force a piss stream... elss it leak onto the seat."

-"Hard dick"

by dhc529 September 09, 2009