A no-life loser who spends all his waking hours on an internet message board.
He'll flood the board, respond to almost every thread, and post dozens of times per day, just to see his name there.
He thinks he's clever, funny, and intelligent when he really isn't. He's just a dumb troll.
He'll try to create a persona of that of a successful happy person with a life, but he's really just a retarded freak who spends all day on his fat ass in front of computer chatting on a message board.
He'll flood the board, respond to almost every thread, and post dozens of times per day, just to see his name there.
He thinks he's clever, funny, and intelligent when he really isn't. He's just a dumb troll.
He'll try to create a persona of that of a successful happy person with a life, but he's really just a retarded freak who spends all day on his fat ass in front of computer chatting on a message board.
by killerjoe27 April 27, 2010
When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.
Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.
Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.
by Mistress Red Nose June 14, 2016
A place full of losers who piss and moan about spelling mistakes and grammar (although half the time when they refer to "grammar", they really mean spelling)
Also the game boards are populated with more losers who blindly defend the respective game, and automatically label any dissenters fanboys/trolls. (anyone who doesn't like GoldenEye: Rogue Agent is automatically labelled a GoldenEye or Halo fanboy for example) Anyone who doesn't particularly like whatever game the board is based on is automatically a troll and must be banned.
Also the game boards are populated with more losers who blindly defend the respective game, and automatically label any dissenters fanboys/trolls. (anyone who doesn't like GoldenEye: Rogue Agent is automatically labelled a GoldenEye or Halo fanboy for example) Anyone who doesn't particularly like whatever game the board is based on is automatically a troll and must be banned.
GoldenEye: Rogue Agent boards at GameFAQs. There was one topic on there where the starter explained his reasons for disliking Rogue Agent. The whole thing was completely thrown off topic because of a couple of people who couldn't get over the fact that he didn't use capitals - they thought this was "bad grammar".
by DCI December 06, 2004
One of the most irritating places on the web.The reson?
well, if you have ass kissing points below
30(aka karma) normal users assume your a dumbass and treat you like shit,even if your just asking a simple question and arnt trying to troll. This is becouse most people there tend to be very elitist. People also have an annoying
tendency to bitch and complain about simple spelling errors, (like spelling ganon with two n's instead of one) while completly ignorring the tc's topic. their are also a shit load of annoying fanboys that get pissed off over very trivial things (like not likeing there show) and like to debate on dumb things like who could win in a fight between monkey D. luffy and sora.(note that said topics only lead to flame wars). So if your a normal person with a real life and you like to play video games just go the gamefaqs for the faqs and avoid the hell hole message boards.
well, if you have ass kissing points below
30(aka karma) normal users assume your a dumbass and treat you like shit,even if your just asking a simple question and arnt trying to troll. This is becouse most people there tend to be very elitist. People also have an annoying
tendency to bitch and complain about simple spelling errors, (like spelling ganon with two n's instead of one) while completly ignorring the tc's topic. their are also a shit load of annoying fanboys that get pissed off over very trivial things (like not likeing there show) and like to debate on dumb things like who could win in a fight between monkey D. luffy and sora.(note that said topics only lead to flame wars). So if your a normal person with a real life and you like to play video games just go the gamefaqs for the faqs and avoid the hell hole message boards.
topic from GameFAQs Message Boards normal person: are they realy makeing a Tales of Symphoneia anime?
elitist gamefaqer 1: you stupid noob! symPHONia doen't have an e in it, lol.
elitist gamefaqer 2: yeah! learn to spell, retard!
annoying fanboy: rofl,we've all known about it for a year,
noob!lolololol
normal person: ooookay... can any one answer my question?
elitist gamefaqer 1: you stupid noob! symPHONia doen't have an e in it, lol.
elitist gamefaqer 2: yeah! learn to spell, retard!
annoying fanboy: rofl,we've all known about it for a year,
noob!lolololol
normal person: ooookay... can any one answer my question?
by lostandfound May 23, 2007
1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
by Dus10 August 20, 2007
A style of management whereby the project as a whole is slowly moving in one direction or another, but when asked who is in charge (and by extension who is to blame for the slow progress) all hands come off the board, all progress stops and no one individual is to blame.
When asked how the new project was going Joe replied "With the Ouija-board management going on I am surprised we have accomplished this much"
by Conroe100 September 22, 2017
A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".
by Postmarc December 21, 2020