A Tour A TAtties.

When Vidal Castro had the police department in a village like smurfs now acting like the authority.

Cartman says Respect my A Tour A Tatties.

by HeyZooZ May 24, 2025

sluts on tour

When a group of 'gal-pals' get together,generally to go to a club that is outside of their local vicinity and they all agree to be as slutty as possible.

Friend 1: "The club is 45 minutes away gals!!"
Friend 2 :"Yaasss sluts on tour"

by secretseshmoth December 9, 2016

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021

Tour de France

The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)

Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!

by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010

Tour and Chill

To masterbate while a property manager on camera hosts a live virtual tour of an apartment for rent.

I did a few tour and chills today.

by AlphaMusk December 14, 2022

Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021