God

A bitch ass hoe who can do whatever the fuck he wants.

God ate my fucking sandwich.

by ThisLittleMutherFakker November 15, 2018

God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

by depressed kid in the corner December 07, 2016

God

Harry edward styles.

Did u see god in a dress on a vogue cover??!
Oh yea, he fucking rocked it.

by Harrystylespinktoothbrush April 01, 2022

God

Waluigi.

He is the most overpowered character in smash bros , even more op then bayo, fox, and meta knight, so they had to remove him from the game

Me: Have you prayed to god?

I mean Waluigi...

them: ... dude, waluigi is a dead meme, get over urself

me: THOU SHALT GET SMITED!

by theRealZeRo November 17, 2018

God

Morgan Freeman

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

by Rosie302 December 12, 2018

God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

by Kidrain97 October 18, 2018

god

The cause of all life’s problems...

Person 1: the world is so fucked up.
Person 2: yeah it’s all god’s fault...

by // :-0 // June 19, 2018