There are a few key steps to perform a canada dry
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
Max: Why the long face?
John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
by apaver December 11, 2018
Get the Canada Drymug. Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Dry Ballermug. the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets
by BiggJussn July 28, 2005
Get the dry nightmaresmug. A response to a question generally meaning "I'm good". Depending on the context, it could have similar meanings stemming from the generic "no" or "no thanks".
by Chrisanthamum January 3, 2013
Get the Dry jmug. "Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"
by Jamba098 October 15, 2013
Get the Dry Turkeymug. The croaky, dry, gunge coated mouth and throat the night after a session of drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Person A: "You al'rite dude?"
Person B *Indescribable croaking noises*
Person A: "Man, that's a dry horace and a half!"
Person B *Indescribable croaking noises*
Person A: "Man, that's a dry horace and a half!"
by saxydave November 8, 2010
Get the Dry Horacemug. Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018
Get the Dry shitmug.