Pug Sneeze

Noun: The act of ejaculating in a person's ass. The receiving person then places their anus close to the other person's face as possible and farts. The effect is very similar to when a pug sneezes in your face.

Dude, that girl from class totally pug sneezed all over me last night.

by PuggyCook February 14, 2013

sneezing fudgesicle juice

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.

The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.

by KlausXXXPro January 01, 2023

Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come

This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.

by Hamcandle January 14, 2020

fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.

So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.

by EZD May 01, 2015

sneezed in a Milo tin

When someone’s face is covered in freckles, and it looks like they sneezed in a Milo tin

the new apprentice has freckles all over his face he looks like he sneezed in a Milo tin,

by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025

sneeze and cover

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.

Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?

Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.

by pnutbutta May 05, 2011

Eagle Sneeze

Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.

Example:

Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!

-watches the sneeze-

John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.

Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!

by Fumo November 21, 2010