David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.
Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"
David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"
David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
by LouWho December 9, 2008
Get the turd textingmug. the act of texting someone when your more asleep than you are awake and you have no idea what your saying; you usually don't remember the conversation the next day; similar to drunk texting
friend 1:heyy man you still up??
friend 2:hweytbj
friend 1:huh?
------------next day------------------
friend one: what was up with you last night bro?
friend two: whatddya mean i was asleep by eleven.
friend one: i texted you last night and you sent me some kinda wierd shit.
friends two: sorry man musta been sleep-texting agian.
friend 2:hweytbj
friend 1:huh?
------------next day------------------
friend one: what was up with you last night bro?
friend two: whatddya mean i was asleep by eleven.
friend one: i texted you last night and you sent me some kinda wierd shit.
friends two: sorry man musta been sleep-texting agian.
by therocket4445 June 11, 2010
Get the sleep-textingmug. A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"
by SurveyJake April 27, 2009
Get the Textie Textmug. When someone is texting, emailing , or instant messaging the following ways. acting out, talking out speaking out laughing out gawking out, or snickering out loud. to where someone a far off or close can hear or see this action.
Me: Hey man who are talking to!
Friend: Oh Sorry bro i was Audio Texting a little loud, its kinda natural for me when i text.
Me: Alright well can you stop it's getting annoying.
Friend: Oh Sorry bro i was Audio Texting a little loud, its kinda natural for me when i text.
Me: Alright well can you stop it's getting annoying.
by Gabe.R February 7, 2009
Get the Audio Textingmug. Groups of specially selected people in your cell phone book in which you customize texts for at holidays or special events.
At Christmas, you might send a "Merry Christmas, cutie" to old hook-ups or "plan b - back-up" hook-ups in your life,
while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.
"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.
These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".
Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?
while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.
"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.
These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".
Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?
by Bonnie Sicora & Bobby Cipolla January 10, 2008
Get the text bracketmug. by Haaaaileey February 13, 2007
Get the tuba textmug. When someone is incredibly bored and sends the same text to many different people at the same time in the desperate hope of getting a response or when something important or at least important to the texter and it just MUST BE TOLD TO EVERYONE like merry christmas....or its my birthday.
When the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded "mass text".
When the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded "mass text".
Lizzy: Holy crap!!! That hottie Bill just texted me!!
Erica: What did he say?
Lizzy: hey
Erica: I got the same one...its just a mass text. Don't answer that. He's just bored.
Erica: What did he say?
Lizzy: hey
Erica: I got the same one...its just a mass text. Don't answer that. He's just bored.
by Lopsicle December 25, 2009
Get the Mass Textmug.