Mess Junkie

Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person

Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.

by 1Archetype August 5, 2018

Messed

Refers to something that is messed up; Messed

That(s) is/was/gonna be messed.

by ARHester January 9, 2024

Mess

Breiana Alexes Cummings

Bre is a mess today

by yellowfever47 November 4, 2020

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022

stop messing around krunt

It's when someone is messing around so you say to them 'STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'

STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'

by anonymous December 3, 2021

Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022

Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess

HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?

by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023