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Mustard gas

noun
a colorless gas like liquid which is a vapor and a powerful irritant and vesicant, used normally in chemical weapons and was used industrially until the end of world war 2 (1945)how to make it at home? Well all you need is bleach and ammonia (don’t make this at home if you do and get hurt it’s not my fault it’s your dumb ass fault ok) and if you are exposed to such gasses please contact your country’s emergency number. The side affects are coughing up your lungz, suffocating,coughing up blood, and death
“The Germans released mustard gas! Quickly put on your gas mask!”
by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021
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Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first
I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.
by Boingoboi August 17, 2018
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mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
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Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
by slimelord August 24, 2018
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Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
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Mustard

Mustard is a flumbustios swedish child who spends to much money on weapons and explosives
Mustard is blowing up the hospital, again...
by Balle mannen October 6, 2022
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mustard smell

basement dwellers
So many mustard smell in this area
by T23FRon August 21, 2023
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