the classier way of saying eating out.
also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).
also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).
Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.
by athreemuskette December 9, 2009
Get the nomming on the muffinmug. by Markobrad October 18, 2006
Get the muffin bunsmug. by Alec "Baldwin" November 28, 2004
Get the Turd Muffinmug. an intense muffin top. this atrocity occurs when ones loves handles are bulging over the sides of their too tight pants. it happens especially with little camo or picnic army shorts.
Shannon has some HORRIBLE muffin overflow going on today. It makes me want to throw up and NEVER eat muffins again.
by steven lebarron February 29, 2008
Get the muffin overflowmug. 
A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
by Wormy December 22, 2003
Get the muffin manmug. A period in time when one becomes hyper and easily-amused. Usually spurred by a period of not sleeping. Characterized by excessive laughter, shortness of breath, and spontaneous urges to act crazy. It is commonly induced by humorous and nonsensical words (i.e. tinfoil, bagpipes, wooden ladle, toenail, pudding, etc.)
Citizen #1: Hahaha, doorknob is such a funny word. I feel like pouring soy sauce on my head and dancing through the streets naked.
Citizen #2: Yo, that nigga is in muffin time.
Citizen #2: Yo, that nigga is in muffin time.
by LIZ JOHNSON ORIGINATOR OF MUFFIN TIME! May 13, 2006
Get the muffin timemug.