minstrel cramps

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.

While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

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Minsk Agreement

This can have two defenitions,

1. For when people mindlessly support Ukraine, you can shove this down their throats.
2. Can be used to describe a pact that is very one sided and the other party somehow agreed to

Instance two is when someone signs off something extremely valuable and doest know what's happening because they're so dumbfounded by the money

"You cant tell me Tim actually agreed with mark!"
"well he did, now mark has access to his room at night and Tim, gets a grilled cheese sandwich"
"that was a dirty Minsk Agreement"

by Bill Billy Bob July 26, 2023

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